BUSTED!!!

Last of Insanity

Well, I was really excited to play THE LAST OF US, but there was one problem: I don't have PS3.

But that wasn't an excuse for not playing this awesome game. There was a way: playing it at the mall. 

So here I am, happy happy as a happy kid. 

But I didn't know that my dreams are going to be teared up.

A #$@!¨&*% kid ruined everything.

Well, in my plans I wanted to play the game since the beginning. But the console that I was playing had the control with the L buttons missing, so I changed to another console that was there. (and the other reason I moved was the ordinary kid that was pushing me... pushing me mentally.)

Ok, my plan is doing well. Nothing could go wrong...

or I thought so. There was the little brat again. And started to driving me crazy:

KID: You are playing it since the start again?!

KID: You are not going to play anything. All you're doing is rolling the movie...

KID: I'm telling you, you are wasting time...

Honestly, I just gave him the control and went away. But if I had guts, I'd tell him this:

DO YA WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING KID!? GO READ A BOOK, CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE. YEAH, I JUST DON'T HAVE!!! I BET YOU HAVE THIS THING AT YOUR HOME, OR THOUSANDS!  

SO LET'S DO THIS - YOU TURN TO THE OTHER WAY AND I CAN PLAY THE LAST OF US PEACEFULLY. IF YOU DON'T...

You'll face the terrible consequences of not obeying me.

Oh boy, if I had this strategy....

The Modern Kiss

Imagined what the Kiss of the amazing Gustav Klimt would be  in nowadays.