Wedding Crasher

Depois de ver essa noticia , me perguntei o por que dessa tartaruga aparecer, e na minha opiniao ai esta o por que:

After I saw this on the news,I thought what were the reasons for this turtle to show up and in my opinion, that is exactly why: 

HELP! Master Roshi is missing!

Has someone seen him?

ROSHII! Where are you?

GROOM: A giant turtle!

BRIDE: Honey, what are you gonna do?

Master Roshi! Found you!

Now we can return to Kame House!

TURTLE: Let`s!

GROOM: Let me go! Let me GOOOOO!

TURTLE: Let`s!

GROOM: Let me go! Let me GOOOOO!

Get off of my husband, you mutant freak !

BRIDE: Let it go!Let it go!Let it go!

GROOM: AHHHHHH!

?: Hey stupid!

ROSHI: Forget the guy! He`s not me.

Master Roshi, it`s you! Found you!

IDIOT! Told you I was going out. Now you messed up everything!

BRIDE: You are right, you two blew everything up!

BRIDE: GET OFF!

GROOM: The turtle speaks..

Alright, alright. We`re going...

ROSHI: Call me!

TURTLE: When will you learn, Roshi!

ROSHI: Oh shut up, just wanna go home.

Action Figure Bug

1. Look at that Hulk! And look what parts come with!

2. That's ridiculous! Liking this kind of doll...Yeah...Right!

3. Look at this Darth Vader from Hot Toys!

When you think you are immune to the beauty of action figures, that's when it catches you!

Colorful Old Friends

This photo of Humans of New York was soo cute that I HAD to do it! Lunch sketch.

"You are a good kisser.."

That's what I imagine after that beautiful kiss in 1945. And it's not such a cute ending...

É isso o que eu imagino depois daquele lindo beijo de 1945. E não é lá um fim tão fofo...

Mulher: Nossa...

Mulher: Você realmente...

Mulher: ...beija bem.

Homem: POR QUÊ???

Faith

Lunch sketch! I’ve been waiting 6 years and finally I can enjoy for real this game… and WHAT A GAME!

Moses kicking butts!

Watched Attack the Block and this is what I call an AWESOME movie! Lunck break sketch.

Subway Hell

Once upon a time, I was in Hell...but a different type of hell. Where the worst spicy experiments with habit.

Uma vez, já estive no Inferno...mas um tipo diferente de inferno. Onde os piores experiências com pimentas habitam.

" Please, with A LOT of chipotle."

"Por favor, com MUUUITO chipotle."

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"Ah..."

"Where am I? What happened?"

"Onde estou? O que aconteceu?

"You did not hold up the chipotle sauce! You thought it was a freshy sauce... but it`s dried pepper."

"Você não aguentou o molho chipotle! Achava que era um molhinho refrescante... mas é pimenta seca."

"And you ended in..."

"E você acabou no..."

"SUBWAY HELL."

"HELL !?!?"

"INFERNO !?!?"

"OH my goodness..."

"HUNF! Ai minha nossa..."

"It`s just way of saying, weirdo."

"É só o jeito de falar, maluca."

Attendant- "After someone eats a super spicy subway and loses the thread..."

Atendente- " Depois que alguém come um subway super apimentado e não aguenta..."

"come to this special waiting room while they agonize in ardency."

"vem para esta sala de espera especial enquanto se agonizam pela ardência."

Isla- "Wow! What a darky decoration."

Isla-" Nossa! Mas que decoração tenebrosa."

"Gothic is the new trend in decoration."

"Gótico é a nova tendência em decoração."

Isla- "Well...ok"

Isla- "Ahnn...ok"

"But the great question is: HOW DO I GET  OUTTA HERE?"

"Mas a grande questão é: COMO É QUE EU SAIO DAQUI?"

"Oh I see, haha, get out of here hahaha..."

"Ah isso, hahaha sair daqui hahaha...

"That`s simple."

"Isso é simples."

"But not really."

"Só que não."

Isla- "AHHHHH!!!"

"I'M SORRY MOM FOR NOT WASHING THE DISHES! I'M SO SORRY!"

"DESCULPA MÃE POR NÃO TER LAVADO A LOUÇA! ME DESCULPAA!"

"Think, Think! What can I do?"

"Pense, Pense! O que eu posso fazer?"

"Hey Isla!"

"Run as fast as you can! I take care of them"

"Fuja o quanto puder! Eu tomo conta deles."

"Obrigada por visitar o Subway Hell! Não vemos a hora de vê-los novamente."

"Ugh, I'll never want to go to Subway Hell again."

"Ugh, nunca mais vou querer ir ao Subway Hell."